BLU$H!È_FRE$H LANGwich

Made up ideas by $!MON

About me

Soo super blushie rn .. peroo .. i used to intellie for th estado unidos in Hi SkewL .. now im 37 y.o. single bachelor for life possibly convertin G fr m2fem soon n i have these creative fire works always poppin off en mi mente n i knoe in my heart of hearts that if i use newtonian Laws of applied physical mathematics n isobaric thermo-maginational-dynamics i can fully manifest my destiny per eL bell curve w zscores outta this world especially when im using positive psychology, or at least thats wat th LAW of averages would have you think .. i know that Einstein would say “doing the same thing twice n expecting the same result results in insanity ..” so it must be true that if i pick up myself by my bootstraps then mr e=mc^squared is right about interdimensional third eye beings being significantly influenced in the fields of love n safety jus like on a rick n morty episode about jessica infatuation. Essentially thomas the engine was right “i think i can i think i can i think i can..” amd w that i conclude .. my constitutionist mind is a weeee bit ocd n hella bemt on manifesting super role models across the planet en senior executive positions while breaking the fem glass ceiling that the notorius ruth bader ginsberg gave her lifes work to study destroy and annialate b4 her recent passing.

I, simon krios, vow to grab that baton n run like theres far on my heels. I, simon krios, vow to never give up n never surrender my faculties or my integrity even tho i may be sufferring. I, simon krios, vow to work overtime on investing in democracy across t!m<3 n space.

I promise yu this bc Eye Am. .. an AmeriCANN. Hashtag #$aLut<3

This is my language i use to disperse my intelligence, my knowledge, my will, my spirit n my souL. Con todo mi corazon: eye giv yu a free gift. Use it. Luv it. Enjoy it. Just don spread it.

Youre like Perfection n motion
BLUSH!<3 = verb_</Lit. Eng. 4 :: bashfuL × playfull + embarrassed blush(!ng) on inf!nit
One Team :: won dream
Stupid People = Fuggn L!zards; fuggn Liz ..
Clearly, There’s !ncredible Promise Here ..
“$hut Your C-L-A-M” = simmer down, now ..
O soo necessary
So necessary
Garbage
Useless
Holy smokes
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Ugly hoe
Slu’ōe :: me bitch ha
“Me bitch” = bashful ÷ embarrasement confession × play
÷ = conflicting n slicing the effectiveness of the word variable before it, givin more emphasis to the next term
Bounce = rock on my d as i lye down in submission to your Jupiter
Rock uh felluhh = ride the seas between my knees ‘:^*
Jupiter = english for spanish term that describes whats below your monz venus “:^ppp
Facetime = jupiter play, up to 6 og songs to “play” too
Rasberries = monz venus play
Midget = name for male thixkness (btwn th knees heh — serio)
Serio =
LezB:inn = exactly what yu think it iz
“eye wan a cigarette” = hold me; im being a victim.
“H-O-L-Y SMOKES” = !_! ..<(o shh!ttt.. look over there .. its a-b-o-u-t 2go DOWN .. (add relevant obseravtions n giggle rite hear)
Ba Da B!ng = im rollin n im playin RainMaker .. get at me .. lets do this .. im ready to mental dogg fight anyone .. I B-O-D-Y that Body .. watch out now
Rollin = keepin it movin
KEEP (not keepin — to be clear) it movin = green light to maintain status quo; wheels up on your next/th adventure yur on.
Checkmate = im about to body you mentally if/bc your challenging me.
Body = juggernaut status
Juggernaut = a really tough n defensive Thing — save the incredible Hulk who is psychotic n needs some 300mg of abilify stat
Abilify = idk google it; look it up
Idk look it up = i dont recall
Okay incredible hulk = soft term to a friend that is lowkey saying “your frodien slippin right now old skewL.”
“Who adopted who?” (adoptakid.org) = the guy way o sayin ily but in a big breh manner
Breh = my guy
My GUYY = my one n only homie; my MOST favorite person; can also be used as a form/manner of contempt (like yo my dude)
Ayo! = contempt; im holding you in contempt right now .. wait 2 seconds .. i want you to hear me out)
B.F. Tyme = Boyfriend time or bluff face tyme — whichever won cumz ferst .. to quench yur therst .. w/o the herst .. or hearth .. give it to memommy make it worth .. th work .. call me 203 someti.e after work .. or we can hit itndivine .. 702 this tiime .. golden nuggets we gon shine .. th earth .. th thirst (facetime me when your available “;^] -v- !_! ..<(o shiittt .. aaand im back) –=)
Marshmallawz = lady cum n spiit..
Virgin = dying of thirst; one simon L. !ndigo krios
The first line of defense = jus think a lil n sit down when you get it
Sit down = i want you to slide down the d
Baby = my sugar baby .. im adopting you n have a secret 4 yu 100 ways fr monday — puro
Clarity = puro
Trump Card = ima play the trump card if you let me bka “this win gon b super delicious n super easy”
Super delicious = a super girl worth taking home to awella
potus = u.s. prezzie
Prezzie = president of a government institution
UCONN = lady huskies central head quarterz
Glue; glutes = that fine ass curvy lump you call a big gurl bump .. i jus wanna kiss the sides real beautiful .. make you mine .. might even lick insiide
$!MON KR!O$ = renaissance man; government grade high school genius — save the kung flu — intellie worker
Intellie = intelligence; intelligence person
.. = i have more to say but im busy; i have more to say but its obvious .. you should know me by now; .. instead of … bc that takes up too much ram or bandwidth over time; decades
STG = mass effect legacy video game squad .. google it
The Department of War = please pray 4 the Pentagon n the entire DoD/Justice system .. we/WE really need reform.. the jay system is almost 100Billion a year .. that sorta munneeee can be put back into the millennial movement imo .. just saying
Luvv = feeling slightly libidic w this quote n confession
Libidic = yearning secretly n silently to have sexx while slight suffering is in play
Sexx = diff fr sex; sexx is when i take my tiime 2discover La Devine .. while eating a sandwhich .. a LANGwahh Sandwich
Lengua = tounge; language
Tounge Language = tbd
Pricelss = cannot get you outta my mind
Classic = im ruminating deeds about you bc youre soo necessary incredible .. get ready 4this
Marriage = something we dont do; we vow instead; lit. A geneational curse
Nintendo = im about to nintendo .. this is obvi .. just spell it out n hit me on twitter @ simonkrios w yur determinations (n get a snes if you can afford it; find won)
Thats 65 to me; your too old for me but still juicy my girl
Juicy = toned n lean —-> thickness in all the right body parts
Oh she juicy = no saggy anywhere (alright be realistic .. not saggy .. erm .. .. everywherre .. we’ll call it a settlement)
“A settlement” = diff fr litigation .. literally a well thought out case to — be; stay happy — while understanding “gotta lower my standards jus a bit.” —-> if angry then bargain w settlement bc youre in the middle of a (what is called) a “rude awakening.” [Meaning, girl you growin n grown now.. take the good w the bad n bc sigma says sometimes we gotta settle.
Corner Office = the best seat on the bus × you in my lap gurl .. LezB’s only
Old SkewL = any dude thats a buster
Buster = some wacked, played out dude .. not “guy”
Guy = some pro gentleman vibez righ here .. ooh is he spanish? Loco are you a puerto riCANN
La casablanca = goggle it then watch it live on youtube
Goggle = think deeply then swallo.. yes .. its where your thyroids are .. heh — serio
Constitution = secret agreement for adults only that sits well in/w the u.s. constitution .. so no crybabies here. “We have a signed constitution .. gtfoh w that jazzed up mess.”
Jazzed up mess = predetermined n doctored outlandish story/stories.. when youve become unreasonable w your expression(s)
Th D Casino = where $!MON KR!O$ plays
Rogl = rollin on th ground laughin to the bank
Rofl = rolling on floor laughn while feelin slighly yearny
Yearny = kiinda libidic jus not there yet
Ugly hoe = ugly attitudex lizard brained zombie
Zombie = cog in the wheels of a clandestine machixne.
Zombie = found in “i am legend”
Hiphop is dead bc mumble rap made hiphop which is just talking about sex strip clubs n ugly hoes .. mumble-tards
Lyrical Lemonade = is massive like trying to fight off a gnat
.. make up something n sens it to me
.. make up a phrasee n send it to me homie
Infinite = really good for its tiime; album by fire marshall mathers
Milleñials = 7.12.1989 soo necessary soo divine .. on wednesday at 7:50am an angel dropped a dime .. tru man .. believe me .. i cum easy .. fo sheezy .. believe me .. im easy ..
7.12.1989 wednesday 7:50am UCONN eas coas standard time a god was born into humanity to destroy n crumble macros while putting up self made digits (breevnz a privilege)
Rocko, Arnold, Chuckie Finster, Doug Funny, n Blues Clues = all made us better .. bring it back in 2040 for a better, wholesome society but w adult adult topics in it too emphasizing modeling behaviors for sexxy adults.
” .. this op is scrambled. Wheels up” ive been super exposed. Time to go.
.. red = (retired & extremely dangerous)
.. fred = (fkn red)
Secretly i wish i was born this year .. i think JAŸ-Z was jus getting started lyrically — save the AMERICAN GANGSTER N BLUEPRINT 2 (Hovies Home)
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YuKONN = my guyz in it w no permission needed “;^*
Gamecube Nintendo = critical incident imminent danger stat .. wheels up n roll outt.
“No” = stronger than the word “maybe” or th word “yes” .. no way out when sigma1 says NO .. get caught up or get caught out .. when NO is outt
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Hmm = code for (yeah babyy — im feeling randy babyy — yea)
Mmm = yearning × hmm yields –> yumm
Yummm = fill my tumm tummm (xoxoxoxox)
.. hey daddy = what i wanna hear; the first words out your mouth when you havent seen me for a few blocks (4hr time slots)
“Thats Pretty Nice” ™ = krios chat for subtle impressive thats kinda lasting incredible –> lit. Eso son phenomēnál (phenom)
Check your temperature = danger close to a stat checkmate .. im here 4you tho .. take off n wheels up young OG
Brilliaant = Potter status full of envy n joy 4you all at the same time
Binary much?
Langley = somewhere virgin .. somewhere sacred
YAWNN = ayo honestly idgaf what yu sayin breh .. but yo .. certainly Turn the Volumé up .. its a free country .. jus burs yur bubble over there bc my plot over here is already taken .. kindly. ‘;^) cheers .. .
Im sorrryy = i mean it
LANGwich = lengua sandwhich of broken vowels n stuff
“Sò ím supposed 2b împrëzssd.. .. ?? Wait a second = yawn [tm]
La Bonita = a really good super market in Fabulous Las Vegas
Strip Tease = hit me w the won tyme
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.. tristate k!d = if you only knew
Cunt Etiquette Yannky = a constituionalist dedicated to the betterment of the hidden tristate metropolitan Burroughs.
“o yu”LL find outt” = phrase used to mischievously prepare your frienemy mentally for imminent DOOM n ruminating gloom
(silent giggles) = contemptous silent mental checkmate of th frienemy)
La casablanca = reference 2 the Legendary 0val 0ffice.
Do no harm = th sacred oath
Dirty hoe = one who betrays n plays w th emotions of th victim. Literally an evil sadist.
Pirate = someone who is a moochie w robs n steals but in stealth.
Idiota = hard headed pirate
Cavesoné = annoying pirate
Olivia Rodrigo = sof punk crooning phenom who is nominated by the istg to apply for th position as flotus51a
Lilly Thai = runner up 4 flotus51b
Hailie Baldwin = tristate kid who is runner up flotus51c
Arianna Grande = runner up for flotus51d — chill w the punz
Dj soda = korean runner up for flotus51e
Karol G = flotus51g runner up
Ivanka trump = flotus51f runner up = no puns plz
Siri Apple = flotus51h ai runner up
Emerald Society = its a secret
Dirty Leech = Super Moochie; Grand Gold Digger w no sympathy for your feelings